tfios is destroying me

Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

buckybarrnes:

am i too late
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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mr-egbutt:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

unbelievable. i cannot believe this. how d id this happe n i dont believ e thi s im so f cukihn 

mr-egbutt:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

unbelievable. i cannot believe this. how d id this happe n i dont believ e thi s im so f cukihn 

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dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.

Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via youve-been-coulsoned)

frozen-void:

theladymonsters:

actualhumanallisonargent:

'Sam is a HYDRA agent!'

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'He's too suspicious!'

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'He doesn't deserve to be called a hero!'

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'Why would he help Steve and Natasha if he doesn't have any ulterior motives!'

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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH SAM 

SAM IS GOLDEN 

IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT HIM 

DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL 

(via lucifers-ass-crack)

Do you have PTSD?  I don’t think so. Are you- are you going completely mental? I can stop. Do you want me to stop? 

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