tfios is destroying me

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

(via the-wings-of-cas)

prince-of-the-palmtrees:

you know that line at the end of house of hades where reyna says percy couldnt find his way out of a paper bag without annabeth
well i felt inspired ~

prince-of-the-palmtrees:

you know that line at the end of house of hades where reyna says percy couldnt find his way out of a paper bag without annabeth

well i felt inspired ~

(via keyblademasterkairi)

(Source: 6gay, via emmablackery)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via theprimeministerofcanada)

Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

buckybarrnes:

am i too late
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via booksarepower)

mr-egbutt:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

unbelievable. i cannot believe this. how d id this happe n i dont believ e thi s im so f cukihn 

mr-egbutt:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

unbelievable. i cannot believe this. how d id this happe n i dont believ e thi s im so f cukihn 

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox, via booksarepower)

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via angelsborrowmanhattan)